Heart is after all child G..

- My hair is thinning slightly and I compensate for it by keeping it short like Aamir Khan did in DCH. Although, I do see tendencies of Akshaye Khanna in it now! Anyways, I have also given a thought to growing my hair long and keeping a pony tail – along with the mandatory French Cut – Thought it would give a dashing young look! But, well, it has remained just that – a thought. Also, I get fidgety once the hair starts falling over my ears! BTW, is the Ghajini Mohican style in vogue now?

- I do not like heavy metal, hard rock, death metal (goodness?!),hard metal, rock stone, slow metal (and myriad other forms of such “music”) or anything that poses potential danger to my hearing. Hence, I despise even going to noisy places for that very occasional drop of sin (if you know what I mean;) ). Pink Floyd was, is and will be – the one!

- I used to love driving. Yeah, used to. Now, I just drive. And I try to keep my cool while bikers whizz past me with reckless abandon, cars honk from behind at a traffic jam (as if the sound waves emitted by that would clear the road for them!!), oncoming vehicles put on high beam lights in city roads, and office cabs cut me off as it was their birthright! All this, while I try hard emulating driving habits of Japanese drivers (in a single file)!

Of course, in an effort to justify the EMI going in for my car, I try and make use of the little comforts and momentary joys it offers, like listening to music – again, nothing hard, but soft, soothing music and once in a while retro – Kishore, Rafi and Lata Mangeshkar hits. However, that has never stopped me from muttering cusses under my breath whenever an aberration such as the ones pointed above happen to me!!

- Strangely, kids call me uncle! I say “strangely”, because, well…I am not an Uncle! I still like watching Tom & Jerry, I have started collecting Tintin comics (and am contemplating Asterix as well), I find the new-age computer games too addictive and exciting (forget your homework guys! Go ace Battlefield 2! ), and who doesn’t take a stroll down the toys section in Crossword to see if they have a plastic make of the M4 Carbine or the Beretta guns…I mean, who doesn’t!

- I have a slight paunch which just refuses to go. And lazy eyes, that just refuse to open up early in the morning so I can make that short trip to the gym. And an even more lazy mind, that just refuses to make that short trip to register for the gym. And to top it all, a shameless disposition that bares all this in front of you.

You’d think I would be embarrassed – Hey, after saying all those things above; whaddya know! I am maxed out!

The final verdict? – Yes, I am getting older – I am not afraid to admit – yes, I am! yes, I am!
Some chest thumping, eye – widening and fist-punching! Phew! That was a load off the chest………………………………………nah, it still hurts! :( Yeah, the chest thumping also!

Anyways, ever wondered how as we get wiser (ahem!), we start to feel nostalgic about our childhood and everything related to it – that tug at your heart while you came across your old school mark sheets or accidentally came upon a photo where you looked skinny amongst a group of other skinny kids and an elderly lady/gentleman sitting in the middle, and you ended up having that incredulous “is-that-me-without-the-paunch” look on your face Or a familiar song suddenly transports you to that rainy day which had been buried under for so many years or a call from one of your father’s family friends reminds you that you are still that chubby little kid for them?

No? Never had that feeling or that look or that call or anything?

Well, then there are endless possibilities for that to happen. To name a few -
1. You are as skinny now as you were then, OR
2. You pass by your school everyday while going to work and you know which brick was relaid the month before OR
3. You do not care much for those childhood memories – you work in the same place as you grew up! OR
4. Err….You are still in school…Is that possible? Well, it could be. I mean, Err, maybe you were a good student and, Err, you just loved studying so much that you decided to stay back!
That’s believable, c’mon!

Anyways, in the not-so-recent past, I had this wonderful opportunity to travel to Kolkata. More than being excited for the reason to go to Kolkata, I was teeming with joy at the prospect of a possible trip to Durgapur – the place where I was born, went to school, spent my childhood, had my first crush, saw my first failure, my first achievement, had my first(and last) pooping-in-my-pants-in-school experience, made friends, cried, laughed, and lived!

I could make it only a half-day trip. But to set foot in Durgapur in the wee hours of that morning, after almost a decade, was to say the least, poignant. While on the mini-bus (the cheapest mode of travel there) to my colony (CMERI), everything I saw seemed to tell me a story long-forgotten, but which was once part of my being (and probably still is). The colony where I grew up, the apartment blocks, the huge playground in front, the grocery shops, my school, the market place – it was all the same, except a little worn-out. Maybe I had expected it to look the way as I only knew it did – in my memories. Reality had a different look though. And yet, when I walked up the stairs of the apartment block where I grew up and stood in front of the house, even a slightly ajar door could not make me walk up to and knock on it. I so wanted to go in and see that home where I had taken my first steps, played cricket with my father and brother, spent time with my mother in the kitchen, but I just could not. Or maybe I did not. I still wonder why – maybe I did not want my memories to be tainted with colors of the present. I think that is what it was.

Years of city-living and “cosmo” thinking had probably buried the innocence that was once Durgapur for me.

It all came rushing by though, when in an internet parlor, the owner, on realizing I used to live there as a kid, exclaimed happily, “Ohh..tho tumi Durgapur-er chhele? Bah! Daarun tho!”. (Ohh, you are Durgapur’s boy? Wow! Great!) And I did not even know this person!

I left Durgapur in the cold January night, with a smile and a warm feeling inside.

I have now returned to the jungle, which is, so to speak, my life now – of rush hours, endless cups of coffee, heartbreaks, insecurities, temptations, instant gratifications, reality TV, sleepless nights, MTV, mobiles and laptops – a life consumed by the endless circle of wants, needs and desires – by products of a lifestyle obsession. But I have made a promise to myself that I am going to re-live a couple of days of that innocence once more – am going to see that sun rise from above the distant place which I thought was the farthest I could ever go, the dew drops on the playground early in the morning that made everything look so green, listen to the silence that was almost a way of life and smell the night fog – I am going to return to my childhood, if not for one fleeting moment.

…………or, maybe I could just get that Tintin collection on Amazon! It’s a steal!
Heart is after all a child G, aren’t it or not? :)

P.S : For the uninitiated and the majority who have started to think that I may have acquired a speech impediment, this is the much too literal (and phonetic) translation of the popular “Dil to bachcha hai ji”, from Ishqiya.

P.P.S : A.D.D.A stands for Asansol Durgapur Development Authority. However, in common Bengali parlance, it refers to “hanging around with your friends and talking crap over countless sips of tea”. And that is just one definition!

Justifying my name..

Ok, I admit. I read the sun-sign forecasts in the morning newspaper, but thats one of the many things I read when I am, in what I call the state of “extreme happiness tending to nirvana” (commonly referred to, by you common people, as “the loo”).

I normally don’t believe in Tarot cards, but could not resist from taking this test.
By the way, I found it quite eerie that the Tarot card coincided with the meaning of my name. I think I am an alien after all!!

Click here to find out what card you are.

You are The Hermit

Prudence, Caution, Deliberation.

The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from participation in current events.

The Hermit is a card of introspection, analysis and, well, virginity. You do not desire to socialize; the card indicates, instead, a desire for peace and solitude. You prefer to take the time to think, organize, ruminate, take stock. There may be feelings of frustration and discontent but these feelings eventually lead to enlightenment, illumination, clarity.

The Hermit represents a wise, inspirational person, friend, teacher, therapist. This a person who can shine a light on things that were previously mysterious and confusing.

A straight drive..

Call me a cynic, an anti-feminist, a prude, or whatever you choose to, but I firmly believe that spaghetti straps, TV actors and tarot cards will never replace crisp, analytical and incisive commentary.

Lot of water has passed under the bridge, debates taken place, and lot of theories claiming that it is good for the upbringing of women’s cricket in India. True, I am all for it. We can always add to the cliche – Cricket is a “Ladies’ and Gentlemen’s game”!!

But I think its time they understood that we no longer like to see TV/wannabe film actors/actresses jumping on their seat, wanting to ask (for the tenth time in the same match) about the dew factor, and then proclaiming that they know quite a bit about cricket!! Let the Diana Eduljees say it, and we shall believe it!

Though the first ODI between India and South Africa was drizzle-washed,and the second was a “Kallistrophe”, it was heartening to see the good old ESPN blokes come to talk about what they do best – talk cricket. The official team of Harsha Bhogle and Alan Wilkins, with other “gurus” like Ravi Shastri, Geoffrey Boycott, Sunil Gavaskar, Navjot Sidhu and a few other guest commentators make for a formidable word-machine.

Ravi Shastri remains very economical, non-flamboyant, choosing to concentrate on the technicalities of the match. On the other hand , Gavaskar has a wry sense of humour, a knack for harmless mischief and sarcasm which can go easily unnoticed, but never fails to make the point. Add to all this, his prodigious memory, and we have a cracker!

Then again we have the celebrated knight, Sir Geoffrey Boycott, in his white straw hat and colourful shirts. He’s unstoppable on his day, and can give quite a run for the English pudding, when it comes to witticisms. A thorough gentleman, he’s one entertainer!

Enter Navjot Singh Sidhu with his word-spins(Siddhuisms), pleated turban, suit, a matching tie, and we have the “tadka” on the strange concoction we already have! When he’s on the mike, he transforms into the philosophical joker, doling out words of wisdom in his very own inimitable style, unlike what we’ve seen of him on the field. ” The style is the man” observed the French Literary critic Buffon. We would not disagree on that.

And stringing them all, is the ever suave Harsha Bhogle, who always manages to come up with obscure statistics and events.

Emotion,bursts of adrenalin and edge of the seat entertainment replaces all rationale when it comes to cricket, and I am no different. Right from the pitch report, to the end of match review, the one thing which can match up to Sachin’s fluent straight drives or Dravid’s defence or Gilchrist’s hammering, is the cricket commentary.

And nothing, not even Mandira Bedi’s spaghetti straps, or meaningless calisthenics of reading tarot cards to predict the result or stupid “who’s the best cricket fan” games, can convince me of the marriage between cricket and entertainment, which they so shamelessly claim to do.

Cricket is entertainment enough – I dont need a promo of Dhoom2 happening to give me a high, prior to a match. Show me a few of Sachin’s straight drives, or Andre Nel’s histrionics, and I shall be comfortably numb for the rest of the game!

While at the topic of histrionics, one incident would rank at the top of every cricket lover’s mind – Ganguly swaying his shirt at the Natwest Series , after India won a nailbiting final in 2002.

He’s on a comeback trail, and he would need to do more than using his shirt to attract attention. Rationale would probably argue that its going to be very difficult for him, even though there’s a change in the selection committee (with Dilip Vengsarkar), but the pseudo-bong in me would hope he makes a comeback, and make us drool over his silken square drives.

Well, there will be a lot of cricket being played (Ashes has started already) , till the World Cup. I just hope I dont see too much of chiffon sarees, huge earrings, stupid giggles and moronic analysis from actors claiming to be cricket analysts!!

I am back…

Nope. I am not doing a la Arnie. I am just back from a brief love affair with her.

I was so enamoured by her presence, her grace, and her sophistication, that I thought I was in love with her. She was a template for the kind of lover I always wanted.

But then simplicity and sophistication haven’t been good sleeping partners. Compatibility is the keyword for a relationship to sustain. Flexibility is no more a fashionable word used by the marriage-shrinks. Its a fact which we cannot evade-its right there in front of our eyes. And when you do not have these, a love affair can never go beyond a mere dream of what it could have been.

Hence, the heart-breaking decision to step away from her. Mind you, it is not a step back. Change, it would seem, was but a figment of my imagination. I need more time. So till then, adieu!.

Blogger to WordPress…

Ah! I suspect this is going to take a little more time than I thought.

I cannot import my blogs from Blogspot to WordPress because the import option does not allow me to do it from the Blogger Beta version.

There is a potential workaround by using the RSS feed, but Blogger beta would give only Atom feed. However, if you view your page in IE7, it gives both Atom as well as RSS feed.

And once you have the XML file saved, supposedly, you can use the Manage –> Import –> WordPress option to upload the XML file.

I have not been able to try it out, because I am not allowed to install IE7 at this point in time, but if anybody there has done it, please let me know. I shall buy you a chocolate!

How I wish I was with old Blogger… :(..*sigh

Nonetheless, I shall figure out some way to do that. Hail Google! 

Philosophy of change..

Hi! I am not much of a philosopher. So don’t go by the topic. Just thought I would let you know that I have come from here to WordPress. I am a pretty big fan of Google, but then I just figured I needed a change. I took a stroll with WordPress, and I must say, I like it. And hence the change.

Well, I sure hope I get to see you more often at my page. And I shall try and ramble a little more than the usual.

Adios Amigos!

Whats in a place…

Just a tweak to Shakespeare’s famous line ….

A listing of whatever came to my mind in the places I’ve lived post – college….Feel free to add more…

Hyderabad :
Hyderabadi Biryani, Mirchi Bajji, Kalmi Kabab (treat for the non-veggies!!), Kubani-ka-meetha (heaven), Karachi bakery (cookies are awesome),Charminar, Banjara Hills, Ramoji Film city, Necklace Road, Nagarjuna Sagar lake, IMAX, Paradise Hotel, Eat Street,DownTown Pub, Bottles&Chimneys, Chutneys, Minerva…
Kya jee tumhe?, kya jee unhe?, Idhareech, Udhareech, Petrol Pumpaan, Seedhe Jako, Right![Standard answer if you are looking for some place...even if u are asking for the moon!!..:))..], Meetaran Pe chaltu bhai….

Mumbai:
Churchgate, Marine drive,Chowpatty, VT, Bandra, Bandstand,Dadar, SiddhiVinayak Temple, Matunga road, Madras Cafe, Kobe’s sizzlers, New Yorker, Juhu Chowpatty,Fashion Street,India gate, The local trains, Coconut water at Juhu Chowpatty, Paanipuri and chaats (everywhere!!!), One famous chaat-guy in Bandra (do not remember the name), Fame Adlabs, Cinemagic, Dance Bars in Andheri, Naturals, Jazz by the Bay, Haji Ali, The sea by the Haji Ali Mosque, A cup of tea sitting at Marine Drive, Marine Drive at night, Bindaas Bombay Babes…
Eda hai kya?, Tapori, Tapri(shop), Waat lag gaya bhidu, Khopcha, Kharcha-Paani, Kaan ke neeche bajaaon kya, Kaiku, Bole to, Apun-ka ishtyle…

Noida:
Sector – 35, sector – 18, Atta Market, The Summer Heat!!, Waves Mutli-plex, Kovalam, Mayur Vihar, Dilli Haat, Chandni Chowk, HaldiRams at Chandni Chowk, Red Fort, Jalebis, Samosas, Aloo parathas, Rajma Masala, Dal fry, Haan-ji, Sir-ji, Jaan de Gaddi!!, Road-side Tikkas, Connaught place, Plate meals at Andhra Bhavan, Plate Meals at Saravana Bhavan, A famous shopping street (forgot the name!!)….

Bangalore:
IT, Software, Pubs, Brigade, MG, Purple Haze, Electronic City, The sleepy weather, Pseudo-american culture, Wassup dude?, Chill Maadi, Take a Chill Pill (!!!..whats this pill??), Machha, Bugger, Enna da, no da, what da, yes da, how da, why da, when da, Commercial street, Lalbagh, Good Andhra Food at lots of places, Beer, traffic snarls, Irritating auto-drivers….

What’s in a place…

Just a tweak to Shakespeare’s famous line ….

A listing of whatever came to my mind in the places I’ve lived post – college….Feel free to add more…

Hyderabad :
Hyderabadi Biryani, Mirchi Bajji, Kalmi Kabab (treat for the non-veggies!!), Kubani-ka-meetha (heaven), Karachi bakery (cookies are awesome),Charminar, Banjara Hills, Ramoji Film city, Necklace Road, Nagarjuna Sagar lake, IMAX, Paradise Hotel, Eat Street,DownTown Pub, Bottles&Chimneys, Chutneys, Minerva…
Kya jee tumhe?, kya jee unhe?, Idhareech, Udhareech, Petrol Pumpaan, Seedhe Jako, Right![Standard answer if you are looking for some place...even if u are asking for the moon!!..:))..], Meetaran Pe chaltu bhai….

Mumbai:
Churchgate, Marine drive,Chowpatty, VT, Bandra, Bandstand,Dadar, SiddhiVinayak Temple, Matunga road, Madras Cafe, Kobe’s sizzlers, New Yorker, Juhu Chowpatty,Fashion Street,India gate, The local trains, Coconut water at Juhu Chowpatty, Paanipuri and chaats (everywhere!!!), One famous chaat-guy in Bandra (do not remember the name), Fame Adlabs, Cinemagic, Dance Bars in Andheri, Naturals, Jazz by the Bay, Haji Ali, The sea by the Haji Ali Mosque, A cup of tea sitting at Marine Drive, Marine Drive at night, Bindaas Bombay Babes…
Eda hai kya?, Tapori, Tapri(shop), Waat lag gaya bhidu, Khopcha, Kharcha-Paani, Kaan ke neeche bajaaon kya, Kaiku, Bole to, Apun-ka ishtyle…

Noida:
Sector – 35, sector – 18, Atta Market, The Summer Heat!!, Waves Mutli-plex, Kovalam, Mayur Vihar, Dilli Haat, Chandni Chowk, HaldiRams at Chandni Chowk, Red Fort, Jalebis, Samosas, Aloo parathas, Rajma Masala, Dal fry, Haan-ji, Sir-ji, Jaan de Gaddi!!, Road-side Tikkas, Connaught place, Plate meals at Andhra Bhavan, Plate Meals at Saravana Bhavan, A famous shopping street (forgot the name!!)….

Bangalore:
IT, Software, Pubs, Brigade, MG, Purple Haze, Electronic City, The sleepy weather, Pseudo-american culture, Wassup dude?, Chill Maadi, Take a Chill Pill (!!!..whats this pill??), Machha, Bugger, Enna da, no da, what da, yes da, how da, why da, when da, Commercial street, Lalbagh, Good Andhra Food at lots of places, Beer, traffic snarls, Irritating auto-drivers….